Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Old Junk

Yet another gymnophobe finds locker room nudity unnatural and revolting.
There I sit, face to face with old junk. Perhaps he was steaming to get the wrinkles out, but he sneaked up with no sense of shame and with no towel.

In a split second my life changed. After pulling myself off the floor (as I had fallen backward off the bench in a last ditch effort to save my eyes) I hastily gathered my things and walked to the parking lot.

I've never really gotten over that moment. The locker room will never be the same, and God knows I won't be returning to that Rec Center, but I doubt that will be the last time.

For Heaven's sake, can I buy you a towel?
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